The Hunger Pains by The Harvard Lampoon

The Hunger Pains

By The Harvard Lampoon

  • Release Date: 2012-02-07
  • Genre: Humour
Score: 4
From 29 Ratings
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The hilarious instant New York Times bestseller, The Hunger Pains is a loving parody of the dystopian YA novel and film, The Hunger Games.

Winning means wealth, fame, and a life of therapy losing means death, but also fame! This is The Hunger Pains.

When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover—she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart . . . which is unfortunately on a battlefield.


  • Hilarious !

    By kenzie.macdonnell
    I am a HUGE fan of The Hunger Games, and this parody of it was probably the funniest thing I have ever read!! I would for sure recommend this to any fan of the HG, and even if you're not a fan, ya know what, just read it anyway! Definitely one of my faves, it's a great laugh for sure 😂😂
  • Awesome!

    By gravit8er
    I can't believe you people, just hating on the author. I loved the books and thought the author was being very.. 'creative' with the names etc. I thought that the book was funny, maybe others don't, but that doesn't mean you have to insult the book/other. It didn't ruin the book at all! I think it just made the book seem better. I laughed so much reading this, maybe you didn't, but honestly... You don't have to read it! It's not the law! So don't go blaming the author for writing a book that u didnt like, that you didnt even HAVE to read! PS I love the hunger games.... And pains!
  • Hunger pains

    By 
    It was a little boring and cheesy but it made me laugh at parts
  • Funny stuff!!

    By I recomend
    I know he makes fun of the names and places and everything, but this is hilarious!!!! I totally recommend the book even if it is a bit pricy it's still an awesome parody.
  • boo

    By 6hockey6kid6
    you ruined the best book ever and by the way your names you picked were horrible like serriously Kantkiss neverclean is a horrible name and you should be ashamed of your self for even thinking of this book